selective hearing ?

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slick4x4
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selective hearing ?

Post by slick4x4 »

What a woman says:

"This place is a mess! C'mon,
you and I need to clean up,
Your truck parts are lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes for Slickstock,
if we don't do laundry right now!?"

What a man hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
Long63
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Post by Long63 »

My wife said something about me not listening I think the other day. Not sure if she was talking to me.
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