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Oh Yeah!, I heard your mother is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease!, the doctor only gave her 13 years to live !
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Post by slick4x4 »

well i heard your mamas so fat ....she has her own zip code :shock:
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Post by Alan Mclennan »

O yeah!, I heard when your mother goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu, and say`s OK!
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Post by slick4x4 »

well then ! your mamas so fat , when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Your Momma's so fat that when she went outside it got dark!!!
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well then your mamas so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.
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yer mama is so fat she needs a permit to drive on the road.
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Post by Alan Mclennan »

Your mothers so fat !, when she gets in a elevator it can only go down!
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Post by slick4x4 »

your mamas so fat that if she lived in the usa there would be 51 states
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Post by Alan Mclennan »

Your mother is so fat, that when she goes to a restaurant, she doesnt ask for the menu!, she ask`s for a quote!
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Your Mom is so fat she is the same height lying down as she is standing up.
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Post by slick4x4 »

your mamas so fat...the last time she went to the zoo , kids kept trying to feed her peanuts...
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Post by Alan Mclennan »

I heard your mother is so fat!, that when she went to the gym, she sat on a rowing machine and it Sank!
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"

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Post by slick4x4 »

your mamas so fat...she got on a talking scale and it said 'one at a time please'
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Post by Alan Mclennan »

Yeah!, well I heard your mum is that fat!, that she has to use a Boomerang to put her belt on!
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"

Slick Stock 3 KCMO
Slick Stock 4 Altoona
Slick Stock 5 KCMO
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Slick Stock 7 Salina KS
Slick Stock 8.............................. cry.gif
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Post by slick4x4 »

well... your mamas so fat , she went to the gynecologist and he found a Harley Davidson
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Post by Alan Mclennan »

Thats nothing!, I heard in your mothers case, the guy on the Harley, found his own way out!

I also heard, that after Walmart saw your mother, they changed there sign from one size fits all!, to one size fits most!
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"

Slick Stock 3 KCMO
Slick Stock 4 Altoona
Slick Stock 5 KCMO
Slick Stock 6 Altoona
Slick Stock 7 Salina KS
Slick Stock 8.............................. cry.gif
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Post by slick4x4 »

your mamas so fat...the last time she went to the beach , people kept pouring water on her
and tried to push her out to sea
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Post by Alan Mclennan »

Oh Yeah!, Well I heard that when your mother went to the state fair, she went on the merry go round, and when she got off the horse she was on limped for a week!
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"

Slick Stock 3 KCMO
Slick Stock 4 Altoona
Slick Stock 5 KCMO
Slick Stock 6 Altoona
Slick Stock 7 Salina KS
Slick Stock 8.............................. cry.gif
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Post by slick4x4 »

your mamas so fat , she wore a red T-shirt and all the kids yelled ''Hey Kool-aid ! ''
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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