WalMart

Here is the place to post Jokes and funny stories, Just keep it clean

Moderators: Kid, Casey 65

Post Reply
User avatar
Fanatic
Posts: 1567
Joined: July 14, 2006, 11:39 pm
Location: Leesport, PA

WalMart

Post by Fanatic »

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so
they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and
puts it in the basket.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.'
On the PA system: 'Cleanup needed on aisle 25, we have a husband down'
INEPTOCRACY: (in-ep'-toc-ra-cy) : a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.
Post Reply