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Definition of a Bachelor

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Definition of a Bachelor
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One who cheated some woman out of a divorce.
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One who doesn’t have to leave the party when he starts having a good time.
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One who failed to embrace his opportunities
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One who is a free male.
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One who is allergic to Wedding cakes.
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One who is Footloose and family free.
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One who is known as a Dame Dropper.
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One who is not missing anything in life except a few buttons on his shirt.
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One who knows all the ankles.
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One who knows how to hold a woman’s hand so that she doesn’t get a grip on him.
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One who knows if he has a steady girl on the string he may wind up on a leash.
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One who knows more about Women than Men. That’s why he is a Bachelor.
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One who leans toward a woman but not far enough to fall.
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One who likes his Girl Friend just the way she is…Single….
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One who looks, but does not leap.
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One who never chases a woman he couldn’t outrun.
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One who never knows whom the next kiss is coming from.
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One who never makes the same mistake once.
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One who never met a girl he couldn’t live without.
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One who never Mrs. Anything.
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