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Posted: May 28, 2013, 10:58 pm
Your mamas so Fat.....
That when she talks about the F100 XL .....
She's talking about her bra size...
That when she talks about the F100 XL .....
She's talking about her bra size...
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Posted: June 5, 2013, 5:17 pm
Yeah!...well your moms so fat that her bra`s have cups on the back as well!
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Posted: June 6, 2013, 8:55 pm
I saw her at Walmart this morning...Re: Ranking
Posted: June 7, 2013, 1:36 am
I hope it wasn`t in the food isle Gerry, that would put me off my dinner! 
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Posted: June 14, 2013, 3:58 pm
Yo mamas so fat if she went missing they would use all four sides of the milk carton.
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Posted: June 14, 2013, 11:48 pm
funny enough Digler, I know what you mean, do they still do that? 
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Posted: June 15, 2013, 6:38 am
Haven't you bought a slab of milk lately ?....... 
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Posted: June 15, 2013, 6:51 pm
I tried to, but your big fat mumma took the last pallet of them!, said something about cereal for breakfast!
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Posted: June 15, 2013, 7:40 pm
Your mamas so fat
I took a picture of her last nite & the printers still not done
I took a picture of her last nite & the printers still not done
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Posted: June 23, 2013, 7:34 am
You guys are just too much.Re: Ranking
Posted: June 24, 2013, 5:26 pm
yeah well mama`s so fat that when she had her photo taken in front of the Grand Canyon, they had to take two photos just to fit the canyon in!, and all the donkys quit!
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Posted: December 13, 2014, 5:30 pm
I hear your Mamma was so fat as a kid they used a F750 flat bed for her school bus!
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Posted: December 13, 2014, 10:25 pm
Your mamas so fat.....
It was cheaper just to bus the school to her......
It was cheaper just to bus the school to her......
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Posted: December 14, 2014, 3:16 am
that's not quite true, they had to as your Mama fell on the old school and crushed it...
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Posted: December 14, 2014, 10:41 am
I heard your mama was so fat...
To get in the mood....
That your daddy can't use beer goggles
He has to use whiskey telescopes
To get in the mood....
That your daddy can't use beer goggles
He has to use whiskey telescopes
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Posted: December 15, 2014, 3:40 am
That's true I think !, and come to think of it I`m pretty sure it was Weller wide load whiskey, the one that comes in a Blue dress.....
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Posted: December 15, 2014, 8:41 am
I heard you mama so fat
When she got her gall bladder taken out
They used a backhoe
When she got her gall bladder taken out
They used a backhoe
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Posted: December 16, 2014, 1:30 am
yeah I heard your mamas so fat that they thought her dress size was her zip code !
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Posted: December 16, 2014, 8:21 am
Well your mamas so fat
she can't get into just a single zip code
she can't get into just a single zip code
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Posted: December 16, 2014, 9:46 am
Your mom is so fat her clothes have stretch marks
