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Re: Ranking
Posted: April 8, 2016, 10:23 pm
by Alan Mclennan
Yo momma so fat, I hear she went to the cake bake off at the Fair and stole the show !
Re: Ranking
Posted: July 21, 2017, 5:33 pm
by slick4x4
Your mama is so fat....
When PhotoBucket deleted her account...
The internet was 10% lighter
Re: Ranking
Posted: August 2, 2017, 10:45 pm
by Alan Mclennan
Yeah !, well your Mamas so fat, that she had to go on to Photobarrell to fit her on it!
Re: Ranking
Posted: August 19, 2017, 3:46 am
by Alan Mclennan
I hear your Mamma's so fat, that she got stuck in the office door way and you haven't been able to get on your computer for 29 days !
Re: Ranking
Posted: August 19, 2017, 8:21 am
by slick4x4
It's been so long because I was giving your mama a massage...
But... your mamas so fat, that when I went to her other side
My truck broke down & it takes forever to get left hand parts here !
Re: Ranking
Posted: August 19, 2017, 8:25 pm
by Alan Mclennan
yeah... well your mammas so fat, that I parked my truck behind her so it would be in the shade !
Re: Ranking
Posted: August 20, 2017, 4:37 pm
by slick4x4
Talk about shade !
We have an eclipse in just PART of the USA
Nothing like the shade you got from yer mama !
Re: Ranking
Posted: August 22, 2017, 6:20 pm
by Alan Mclennan
Hey !, it was your fat mamma I parked behind, and it was so dark.. I had to turn my lights on so I could find a way around her !
Re: Ranking
Posted: August 22, 2017, 8:34 pm
by slick4x4
Your mamas so fat.....
When she met your daddy, she gave him a piece of paper with her number...
He didn't know if it was her phone.... or weight !
Re: Ranking
Posted: September 5, 2017, 3:14 pm
by slick4x4
Come on .....
What are you waiting for Alan ?
I know that last one a good one.....
Not "nose beer" good... but good none the less
Re: Ranking
Posted: September 5, 2017, 5:50 pm
by Alan Mclennan
Yeah your Mamas so fat, that when she came to visit you
your neighbor saw her out standing by the shed, and he had to come over to ask when you got the new silo....
Re: Ranking
Posted: September 5, 2017, 5:53 pm
by Alan Mclennan
Re: Ranking
Posted: September 5, 2017, 9:13 pm
by slick4x4
Ya only waited three minutes !
What were you doing ?
Watching yer mama devour a 7 course meal ?
Re: Ranking
Posted: September 6, 2017, 5:49 pm
by Alan Mclennan
Yeah well your Mamas so fat.. she needs safety chains on her buttons !
Re: Ranking
Posted: September 6, 2017, 6:02 pm
by slick4x4
Your mamas so fat , she hired a billboard painter to give her a tattoo ....
And he ran out of paint
Re: Ranking
Posted: September 11, 2017, 6:03 pm
by Alan Mclennan
That's because he was doing a Tattoo of your big fat mama !
Re: Ranking
Posted: November 18, 2017, 10:04 pm
by slick4x4
I heard your mama was so fat
She cut her arm and pancake syrup ran out
Re: Ranking
Posted: November 18, 2017, 11:14 pm
by Alan Mclennan
slick4x4 wrote:I heard your mama was so fat
She cut her arm and pancake syrup ran out
Yeah .... well you are wrong, it was Golden Syrup !
Re: Ranking
Posted: November 18, 2017, 11:31 pm
by Alan Mclennan
Oh yeah, I here your mum's so fat, that when she was on a Hang gliding trip to Lakehurst NJ , the authorities wouldn't let her do it
due to Her resemblance to the Hindenburg and thought locals would be scared seeing her up in the air !!
Re: Ranking
Posted: November 19, 2017, 10:08 am
by slick4x4
Your mamas so fat, when they roll her to the pub
For her brekkie of
Avo , beetroots , biskit , chips , chook , grog , lolly
Pavlova , a Dagwood dog , prawns , rock melons
A roo sanger , some snags & spuds
And topped off with vegimite ........
They have to take the long way around,
that adds several metres
Because the short way has a 3 tonne bridge