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Posted: July 27, 2009, 11:14 pm
by Alan Mclennan
I saw your mother at the zoo the other day!, and the Elephants were throwing peanuts at her!
Posted: July 28, 2009, 7:45 am
by slick4x4
your mamas so fat.... after she got her legs waxed, they used the paraffin to resurface the parking lot...
How fat is she?
Posted: July 28, 2009, 9:49 am
by Long63
She is so fat
That when she dances, the record player skips----at the radio station!!
Posted: July 28, 2009, 5:16 pm
by Alan Mclennan
your mother is so fat that her drivers licence says, "picture continued on the other side!"
Posted: July 28, 2009, 10:43 pm
by slick4x4
Oh Yeah....well your mamas so fat that in her class yearbook
she is on page 46-47-48-49
Posted: July 28, 2009, 10:54 pm
by Alan Mclennan
Yeah not like yours!, in her class photo`s, they had to take an aerial shot!
Posted: July 28, 2009, 11:28 pm
by ezernut9mm
really? your mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Posted: July 29, 2009, 3:35 am
by Alan Mclennan
your mother is so fat that when she went to the beach, they issued a tsunami warning in Hawaii!
Posted: July 29, 2009, 7:45 am
by slick4x4
your mamas so fat , she uses a hula hoop for a necklace...
Posted: July 29, 2009, 9:50 pm
by ezernut9mm
your mamas so fat they had to hire a rodeo clown to keep her away from the buffet at golden corral.
Posted: July 30, 2009, 3:26 am
by Alan Mclennan
Well your mother is so fat!, she has to grease her hands to put them in her pockets!
Posted: July 30, 2009, 8:14 am
by slick4x4
your mamas so fat....when she went to SlickStock , Jonny Canuck asked
''who brought the F-1000 ?''
Posted: July 31, 2009, 9:02 pm
by Alan Mclennan
Yeah, and when your mum showed up!, JC said , Who put a dress on my smart car?
Posted: August 1, 2009, 8:38 am
by slick4x4
thats just mean !... your mamas so fat , that when she gets in the shower
it takes the water 10 minutes to get to her feet
Posted: August 2, 2009, 1:51 am
by Alan Mclennan
Thats nothing!, when your mother has a shower, she sits in her usual seat in the back of your dad`s Slick and he drives it through the car wash!
Posted: August 2, 2009, 8:23 pm
by slick4x4
your mamas so fat ....she tried on a thong , and EVERYBODY said no to crack
Posted: August 3, 2009, 1:10 am
by Alan Mclennan
Yeah!, I hear that Pizza Hut has a $5 All you can eat Tuesday night special, but they limit your mother to 10 minutes!
Posted: August 3, 2009, 9:42 pm
by slick4x4
that might be true...but , your mamas so fat , when Pizza Hut delivers to your mama
they take the tandem axle truck...
Posted: August 4, 2009, 2:08 am
by Alan Mclennan
Why is that?, is your mother the delivery driver?
Posted: August 4, 2009, 4:12 pm
by slick4x4
No , but i heard Your mamas so fat, when she walks around wearing yellow, everyone yells, "Hey taxi."