Slick 60's

Your mamas so fat ....
When she goes for a drive
She has to get a vehicle in front & behind her
With flags & W I D E - L O A D placards

Your Mamas so fat that when she ordered her Slick..
The order read... 1 x Ford Fteenthousand short WIDE wide with multi spring helpers, and solid tyres ..

Your Mamas so fat ....
When she goes camping in the forest...
The bears hide THEIR food !

Your mamas so fat ....
When she goes for a drive
She has to get a vehicle in front & behind her
With flags & W I D E - L O A D placards

Pat need to add can only drive daytime and NOT on Sundays







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Yer mamas so fat....
She had liposuction
And they used a vac-truck

Yer mamas so fat .....
Don't let her ride in yer chebby

Yeah well your mumas so fat, that they had to give her, her Covid-19 shot with a grease gun!

Yer mamas so fat
They asked her to wear a white dress
So she could be the screen at the drive in theater

Your momma's so fat, it took me two trains, a plane, and a bus to get to her good side

Yo mama's so fat,
when she fell I didn't laugh,
but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mamas so fat . . .
She went to the gym and got so sweaty
3 people drowned

Yer mamas so fat
Her dress maker uses a 12’ tape