Subject: Ole fills in
A doctor in Duluth wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached
his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the
clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my
patients.'
'Yes, sir!' answers Ole. The doctor goes hunting and returns the following
day and asks: 'So, Ole, how was your day?' Ole told him that he took care of
three patients. 'The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'
'Bravo, Mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor.
'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole
Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the
doctor.
'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters.
Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra
and her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: HELP ME - I haven't
seen a man in over two years!!
'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?' asks the doctor.
'I put eye drops in her eyes.'
Hah, thought it was gonna be dirty didn't ya!!!
