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TELL ME THIS > WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!

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> Three sisters,
> ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the
> 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses.
> She yells to the other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out
> of the bath?' The 94-year-old yells back, 'I
> don't know. I'll come up and see.' She starts up
> the stairs and pauses 'Was I going up the stairs or
> down? The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having
> tea listening to her sisters, she shakes her head and says,
> 'I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on
> wood.' She then yells, 'I'll come up and help
> Both of you as soon as I see who's at the door.'
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Oh no!

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:iagree:
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