Sears Catologue

[Lowell]

Bubba and Clem were looking at a sears catologue and admiring the models. Bubba says.Have you seen the beatiful girls in this here catologue? Clem repllies Yes,they are very beautiful. And look at the price! Bubba says Wow! they arent very expensive. At this price, Im buying one.
Clem said Good Idea! Go ahead and order one and if shes as beautiful as she is in the catologue, I will get one too.
Three weeks later Clem asks Bubba, Did you get that girl you ordered from the sears catologue? And Bubba replies, No but it shouldnt be long now.
I got her clothes yesterday!!