Circle flies"
A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is
trying to gather more support for his Health Plan.
Once Mr. President discovers the cowboy is from President Bush’s
home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and
using mono-syllabic words.
As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing
around his head.
The cowboy asks, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"
Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're
called, but I've never heard of circle flies."
"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches.
They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling
around the back end of a horse."
"Oh," O bama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later
he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's a$$?"
"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens
of this country to call their president a horse's a$$."
"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once
more. After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says,
"Hard to fool them flies, though .. . ."
Circle flies
Circle flies
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER