A Canadian and a Texan
Posted: February 26, 2012, 4:27 pm
A Canadian and a Texan were hunting in the Hill Country when an illegal
alien runs across the field.
The Texan takes careful aim, shoots, and kills him.
"You can't do that!" cried the Canadian.
"No, no, it's ok...it's legal here in Texas " replies the Texan.
Later that night the Canadian goes and buys some beer and puts it on the
roof of his truck so he can open the door.
Just then an illegal alien runs by, grabs the beer, and runs away.
The Canadian thinks "No problem" draws his pistol, shoots, and kills him.
As he is getting his beer the police come and arrest him.
"But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in Texas !"
protests the Canadian.
"Well ...sure... yeah," says the cop, "but you can't use bait."
alien runs across the field.
The Texan takes careful aim, shoots, and kills him.
"You can't do that!" cried the Canadian.
"No, no, it's ok...it's legal here in Texas " replies the Texan.
Later that night the Canadian goes and buys some beer and puts it on the
roof of his truck so he can open the door.
Just then an illegal alien runs by, grabs the beer, and runs away.
The Canadian thinks "No problem" draws his pistol, shoots, and kills him.
As he is getting his beer the police come and arrest him.
"But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in Texas !"
protests the Canadian.
"Well ...sure... yeah," says the cop, "but you can't use bait."