Time just goes ticking.......

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » March 5, 2013, 1:28 pm

Three guys are at. SlickStock and decide to get up on the roof to take some pictures of the trucks in the parking lot
While up there ,they devise a game, of throwing thier watches off the edge, then run down the stairs and try to catch the watches before they hit the ground.

The first Slickster , from Ausralia , throws his watch, takes three steps and hears his watch crash. The second ,from Canada, throws his watch and takes only two steps when he hears his watch shatter.

The third , from Kansas, tosses his watch off the tower, walks down the stairs, goes to his truck,
pulls off the valve cover, puts some wheels on it, races it on the track,drinks a beer,
puts it back on the engine, walks over to the building
and catches his watch. "How did you do that?" asks one of his buddies ???
"My watch is an hour slow....."

Post by **Casey 65** » March 5, 2013, 10:45 pm

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » March 6, 2013, 1:31 am

cabin fever is setting in!!, actually my watch would of hit the ground the day before I threw it!

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » March 6, 2013, 9:59 am

I KNEW you were going to say that !
I even predicted it yesterday....
Which is your today.....
But you said it ,my last night....

I'm glad it's five o'clock somewhere.....

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » March 7, 2013, 1:33 am

slick4x4 wrote:I KNEW you were going to say that !
I even predicted it yesterday....
Which is your today.....
But you said it ,my last night....

I'm glad it's five o'clock somewhere.....

You said it!, so am I!

EDIT;...........hang on, you would of had to predict that tomorrow for that to be my today!, are you still in yesterday???

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » March 7, 2013, 8:25 am

I'm so far behind the times.....
I would have to jump ahead several days , to get to yesterday !

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » March 8, 2013, 5:31 pm

Pat if you could get it not to snow I`d probably come and join you mate!

Godlover · Post by **Godlover** » March 13, 2013, 6:23 am

I start my sermon with a joke each week so I used this last Sunday. I changed the name to a couple of our church guys and got a good laugh. Thanks - not all jokes on here are church appropriate.

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » March 13, 2013, 7:36 am

Hope to meet you at SLICKSTOCK Godlover....
We love to hear ALL sorts of stories when the nightshift starts
Everybody is welcome ! Even farmers !

Post by **Casey 65** » March 14, 2013, 10:08 pm

slick4x4 wrote:Even farmers !

I thought you is a Fireman! Or a Waterman!!

Post by **foodstick** » March 14, 2013, 10:13 pm

I thought he had a boat?

slick4x4 · Post by **slick4x4** » March 15, 2013, 12:42 am

I am many things

But as a farmer... I am outstanding in my field

Godlover... Remind me to tell you the story of the preacher & the sermon about ghost....
It might take some gatoraide... But you will laugh

Or the priest and the flat tire

Or priest and the 90 year old guy

Or the preacher & the kid with the foo bird

Or the ........ And the .......... When he ........... Loves to fish

Post by **Casey 65** » March 16, 2013, 7:37 pm

remember... Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana!

Alan Mclennan · Post by **Alan Mclennan** » March 19, 2013, 2:29 am

WOW what kind of fruit fly do you have up there?

unibody madness · Post by **unibody madness** » March 19, 2013, 1:14 pm

Dayumm...now y'all are just wing'n it

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