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one for Greg

Posted: April 1, 2015, 4:35 pm
by Alan Mclennan
You gotta love him!

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Greg: Seven, Sir.

Teacher: No, listen carefully... If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Greg: Seven, Sir.

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?

Greg: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?

Greg: Seven!!! SIR!

A very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from?!?!?

A very angry Greg: Because,.... I've already got a feckin' cat!!!