Slick 60's

Two young policemen (Constables Brown and Poole) are on the ‘beat’ when they come across a domestic occurrence.
They call their Police Station on their portable radio.

"Hello. Is this the Sergeant?"

"Yes?"

"We have an incident here Sergeant. A woman has shot her husband dead for stepping on the floor she had just mopped."

"Have you arrested the woman?"

"No sir……the floor is still wet."

Hahaha. Good one Alan.

lol... Ive seen the anger in peoples eyes for that same thing..like touching wet paint.

Chip and paint!