Slick 60's

SAFE & SECURE
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on e-bay anymore) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you can buy on e-bay) and put it in the center of the yard. Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service, and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I've never felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month.

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Thanks Tom I needed that

Mike

no doubt. ITs unreal how stoopid things have gotten. Call for a cop, I think i have somone breaking into my house.."oh we dont have one available". hang up and a few minutes later call back and say i have just shot someone and they are now dead in my living room... when the cops get there they say i thought you said you had shot and killed someone, to which you answer humm I thought you did not have anyone available. lol
the point is...its only an emergency if someone else thinks it is...