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Divorced Barbie

Posted: February 14, 2016, 9:35 pm
by grump
One day a father, on his way home from work, suddenly remembers that it's his daughters birthday.
He stops at a toy store and goes in and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbies in the window display?"
The sales person answers, "Which one do you mean?" "We have, workout Barbie for $19.95, disco Barbie for $19.95, beach Barbie for $19.95, shopping Barbie for $19.95, astronaut Barbie for $19.95, skater Barbie for $19.95, and divorced Barbie for $265.95."
The amazed father asked: "Why is the divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others are only $19.95?"
The slightly miffed sales girl rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
"Sir divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's house, Ken's truck, Ken's fishing boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's dog, Ken's computer, one of Ken's friends, and a key chain made from Ken's testicles."

Re: Divorced Barbie

Posted: February 14, 2016, 9:36 pm
by grump
Hope this isn't over the line.

Re: Divorced Barbie

Posted: February 14, 2016, 9:37 pm
by shipwrecked
:clap: lol!

Re: Divorced Barbie

Posted: February 15, 2016, 1:16 am
by Alan Mclennan
grump wrote:Hope this isn't over the line.
I don't know, I'll have to ask Ken !... but HAHAHA!

Re: Divorced Barbie

Posted: February 15, 2016, 6:21 am
by shipwrecked
funny in chat last night we got talking about taxes an marriage.. this joke is fitting!

Re: Divorced Barbie

Posted: February 15, 2016, 8:20 am
by jkimbrel65
:rotflmao: Too funny and true

Mike

Re: Divorced Barbie

Posted: February 15, 2016, 10:24 am
by Titus
hahahahaha