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slick4x4
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SlickStock devil

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The devil went to SlickStock
He was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal
When he came upon this Canadian feller
Squeezing on an accordion and playin' it hot
And the devil jumped
Up on a orange 4x4
And said, "boy, let me tell you what
I guess you didn't know it
But I'm an accordion player too
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
Now you squeeze a pretty good accordion , boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a nos Mercury tailgate of gold
Against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you"
The boy said, "my name's Johnny
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet
And you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best there's ever been"
Johnny, stretch yer fingers good and squeeze that accordion hard
'Cause hell's broke loose at SlickStock, and the devil deals the cards
And if you win, you get this shiny endgate made of gold
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul
The devil opened up his case
And he said, "I'll start this competition "
And fire flew from his fingers
As he pulled & pushed that contraption
Then he fingered that funky box
And it made an evil squeal
And a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like a rusty wheel
When the devil finished
Johnny said, "well, you're pretty good, old son
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done"
He played Fire Under the hood run boys, run
The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun
Chicken in a bread pan pickin' out dough
Mike does your gatoraid bite ? No mac , no
The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden tailgate
On the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back
If you ever want to try again
I done told you once you son of a gun
I'm the best that's ever been"
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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An old guy named Casey thinks this a putty good song!
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Old? What about people posting in 1969 for Slickstock 2018?
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Must be a time machine involved here.
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You guys have lost me :shock:
Not seeing anything 1969 :dontknow:
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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You've been out on the tractor in the field by yourself too long again I see..... haha
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Alan Mclennan
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slick4x4 wrote:You guys have lost me :shock:
Not seeing anything 1969 :dontknow:
yeah and whats a hood ? :shock:
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"

Slick Stock 3 KCMO
Slick Stock 4 Altoona
Slick Stock 5 KCMO
Slick Stock 6 Altoona
Slick Stock 7 Salina KS
Slick Stock 8.............................. cry.gif
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That's what you keep closed if you run a brand x engine
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Alan Mclennan
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Post by Alan Mclennan »

slick4x4 wrote:That's what you keep closed if you run a brand x engine


:rocker:
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"

Slick Stock 3 KCMO
Slick Stock 4 Altoona
Slick Stock 5 KCMO
Slick Stock 6 Altoona
Slick Stock 7 Salina KS
Slick Stock 8.............................. cry.gif
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Post by Johnny Canuck »

Dig it. wrote my own see above :clap:
It's a race.. Will hell freeze over or will JC finish his truck first. Stay tuned..
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