Young love
Young love
A couple had been married a few months
One weekend the young man was out in the garage
He was working on his 1965 F100 4x4
There were parts everywhere
His wife came out & looked the situation over
She rolled her eyes and said
"Why don't you just sell that old truck?"
He didn't even look up and replied
"Your starting to sound like my ex-wife"
Her jaw dropped and she said
"YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE !!"
"I wasn't" . . . . .
One weekend the young man was out in the garage
He was working on his 1965 F100 4x4
There were parts everywhere
His wife came out & looked the situation over
She rolled her eyes and said
"Why don't you just sell that old truck?"
He didn't even look up and replied
"Your starting to sound like my ex-wife"
Her jaw dropped and she said
"YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE !!"
"I wasn't" . . . . .
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'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
Re: Young love
Just read it to my wife! I hope she got the point!
Re: Young love
Get a train whistle
I bought one in Kansas City
Started training Colleen
Results have been not as good as I wanted
Just ask anybody that saw the beer can fly at me
I bought one in Kansas City
Started training Colleen
Results have been not as good as I wanted
Just ask anybody that saw the beer can fly at me
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'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Re: Young love
Classic....
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Re: Young love
slick4x4 wrote:Get a train whistle
I bought one in Kansas City
Started training Colleen
Results have been not as good as I wanted
Just ask anybody that saw the beer can fly at me
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Re: Young love
I tried out the train whistle again
She is not responding very well to this type of training
She is not responding very well to this type of training
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'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Re: Young love
She's not deaf is she ?, there must be some reason for it !slick4x4 wrote:I tried out the train whistle again
She is not responding very well to this type of training
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"
Slick Stock 3 KCMO
Slick Stock 4 Altoona
Slick Stock 5 KCMO
Slick Stock 6 Altoona
Slick Stock 7 Salina KS
Slick Stock 8..............................
66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"
Slick Stock 3 KCMO
Slick Stock 4 Altoona
Slick Stock 5 KCMO
Slick Stock 6 Altoona
Slick Stock 7 Salina KS
Slick Stock 8..............................
Re: Young love
She is definitly not deaf
She can hear the difference between a $1 and $20 dollar bill
She can hear the difference between a $1 and $20 dollar bill
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'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
- Alan Mclennan
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Re: Young love
Well it's not that then.......... can you reverse the Polarity ?
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"
Slick Stock 3 KCMO
Slick Stock 4 Altoona
Slick Stock 5 KCMO
Slick Stock 6 Altoona
Slick Stock 7 Salina KS
Slick Stock 8..............................
66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"
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Slick Stock 4 Altoona
Slick Stock 5 KCMO
Slick Stock 6 Altoona
Slick Stock 7 Salina KS
Slick Stock 8..............................
Re: Young love
She's not bi-polar ...I think she's tri-polar...
Can't reverse the polarity because she's AC ...
( Always Cranky )
Can't reverse the polarity because she's AC ...
( Always Cranky )
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'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
.
.
'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
Re: Young love
Pat, the train whistle training must be working, she did get you a beer, you just need to work on her delivery process a little more. LOL
Re: Young love
Her delivery was right on ....
Like a baseball over home plate
Like a baseball over home plate
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'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
.
.
'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
- Alan Mclennan
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Re: Young love
straight to the Catcher and back to the umpires ball bag !slick4x4 wrote:Her delivery was right on ....
Like a baseball over home plate
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"
Slick Stock 3 KCMO
Slick Stock 4 Altoona
Slick Stock 5 KCMO
Slick Stock 6 Altoona
Slick Stock 7 Salina KS
Slick Stock 8..............................
66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"
Slick Stock 3 KCMO
Slick Stock 4 Altoona
Slick Stock 5 KCMO
Slick Stock 6 Altoona
Slick Stock 7 Salina KS
Slick Stock 8..............................
Re: Young love
You should rethink using the train whistle while you try to figure out how to remove it from your butt! She does know where you sleep...
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