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grump
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I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.
By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace:
Dr. Phil proclaimed; "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Captain Morgan, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Xanax prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how dang GOOD I FEEL RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
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LOL ^^^^^

But on the other hand ......
I think I'm gonna hang a sign up in the shop that says ...
"He who dies with the most unfinished projects wins"
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Alan Mclennan
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Grump ... :laughing:

Pat, that's going to take some fancy counting ! :burp:
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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Like this ?

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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Alan Mclennan
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slick4x4 wrote:Like this ?

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when in Rome mate.. count with sticks and drink Vino !
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
66 f100 tabletop swb 351 Clevo C6 "Beryl"

Slick Stock 3 KCMO
Slick Stock 4 Altoona
Slick Stock 5 KCMO
Slick Stock 6 Altoona
Slick Stock 7 Salina KS
Slick Stock 8.............................. cry.gif
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