A farmer took his old Slick in for an oil change
His mechanic noticed the bald tires
Broken light
Filthy appearance ...
He said , why don't you trade this old thing off ?
Farmer said , they won't give anything for something that looks like this & has 90k miles
Well lets get new tires on it
You can wash it ...
And I can "adjust" that odometer & do a few repairs
So they did .....
2 weeks later he came back in for some windshield wipers
The mechanic sees him...
And says ... I thought you was gonna trade this beast off ? ! ?
WHAT ? ...says the farmer ...
A truck this nice & WITH ONLY 25k miles on it ?
Just a little clean up
Just a little clean up
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Alan Mclennan
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Re: Just a little clean up
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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