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slick4x4
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Location: kipp kansas
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First time buyer

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I was driving down a backroad
When I saw It setting there
A 63 uni
Kinda common ... kinda rare
...
It had an old sign
Probably been in that window , quite a while
Said "for sell"
So I turned around at the mile
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I walked around it
It wasn't so bad
The paint could still shine
With some wax & a pad
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It'll run !
Said a voice , from a feller
I introduced myself to him
He said his name was Weller
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Its all original !
Except for the drivetrain
Or the bed & the wheels
And the front of the frame
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But ive got the title
to a truck just like its double
It was signed by the guy
So you shouldn't have trouble
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So I got in my car
And headed down the road fast
I couldn't believe that old coot
Thought I was a dumb azz
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My momma Didn't raise no fool
I knew what I had to do
He wanted a thou$and !
So I went and got two ....
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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Alan Mclennan
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Re: First time buyer

Post by Alan Mclennan »

:roll:
Honey, If I say I`ll fix something I will, there`s no need to remind me every 6 months!!
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