Those whacky old timers

[slick4x4]

Ole was driving down the street when he crashed into a yard and nearly ended up driving into the house.
As he got out of the car, the man who owned the place came running over and said,
“Are you okay? You look pretty old to still be driving.”

“Vell, yes I am,” said Ole.
“I’ll be 98 next month and I’m old enuff now dat I don’t even need a driver’s license no more.”
Surprised, the man said, “Really? How do you know?”

Ole said, “Da last time I vent to da doctor,
he asked me if I still had a license.
I tolt him ya, and handed it to him.
He cut it up into little pieces and trew it avay and said,
‘You won’t need this anymore’.”

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