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slick4x4
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first date ?

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a Kansas farmer had triplet daughters that were preparing for their very first date. The first date shows up in a wrong bed 62 Ford, and says to
the farmer,''My name is Eddy, im here to get Betty, were going out for spagetti, is she ready?'' The farmer says yes, and they are gone.
The next guy shows up in a Unibody 63 and says''My name is Joe Schmoe, im here to get Flo, were going to the movie show. is she ready to go?''The farmer says yes, and off they take. The last guy shows up in a
64 Mercury truck, and says ''My names Canuck, so the farmer shoots him.


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Post by Alan Mclennan »

Hold it hold it hold it hunting.gif !,Pat these are supposed to be funny stories!. Not true ones! :rotflmao:
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Post by cookster4495 »

Finally makes it across the border with his truck and he gets shot? :shock: How sad :cry: ss_pokes2.gif
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Post by jwh f-100 »

:lol: :lol:

He should have said.....

It's powered by a chebby and I'm here to get Debbie.
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shot a canuck

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:rotflmao: Dammit Pat, my sides are hurting. Glad I wasn't drinking a beer, it'd be all over this 'puter. TR
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Ha! Ha!! Ha!!

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Post by BigTim »

jwh f-100 wrote::lol: :lol:

He should have said.....

It's powered by a chebby and I'm here to get Debbie.


I was laughing at the joke and about spit when I saw this. :lol:
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Post by slick4x4 »

:iagree:
or...he pulled up in a caddy, that he got from his daddy
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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