Down on the Farm

[Truckrat]

A little boy comes down for breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks him if he has done his chores.
"Not yet" said the little boy, so she told him no breakfast until he did his chores. Well he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes to feed the cows and kicks a cow. Then he comes back in to the kitchen and sits down for breakfast. His mother puts a bowl of dry cereal in front of him."How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk on my cereal?" he asks. "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week!" "I saw you kick a pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week!" "I also saw you kick a cow, so you don't get any milk for a week, either!" said his mother. Just then his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the room. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I!"