>The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length
>looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed,
>middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may
>I have that seat?"
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>?
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>The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans
>are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
>
>?
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>The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under
>that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
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>?
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>She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
>
>?
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>This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog,
>tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
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>?
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>The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honour! This American should be
>put in his place!"
>
>?
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>An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often
>seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the
>wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now,
>sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window!"
The train was quite crowded
The train was quite crowded
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that was a dog gone good joke
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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[b]'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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