Redneck Medical Terms

[Truckrat]

Redneck Medical Terms





Artery - The study of paintings




Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria




Barium - what doctors do when patients die



Benign - What you be, after you be eight




Cesarean section - a neighborhood in Rome




Cat scan - searching for kitty




Cauterize - made eye contact with her




Colic - a sheep dog




Coma- a punctuation mark




D & C - Where Washington is




Dilate - to live long




Enema - Not a friend




Fester - quicker than someone else




Fibula - a small lie




Genital - a non-Jewish person




GI series - Military baseball playoffs




Hangnail - what you hang your coat on




Impotent - distinguished, well-known




Labor pain - getting hurt at work




Medical staff - a doctor's cane




Morbid - a higher offer




Nitrates - cheaper than day rates




Node - I knew it




Outpatient - a person who has fainted




Pap Smear - A fatherhood test




Pelvis - second cousin to Elvis




Post Operative - a letter carrier




Recovery room - place to do upholstery




Rectum - bad accident




Secretion - hiding something




Seizure - a Roman emperor




Tablet - a small table




Terminal Illness - getting sick at the airport




Tumor - one plus one more




Urine - not outside any longer




Varicose - nearby / close by