An old couple were sitting in Church and the wife noticed
that people were staring at her.
She leaned across to her husband and whispered, "I've just
let go a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"
He said, "I think you should get fresh batteries for your
hearing aid."
fresh batteries
fresh batteries
INEPTOCRACY: (in-ep'-toc-ra-cy) : a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.