Lost Canadian Wife

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Lost Wife

A day after the boating accident in which a Canadian man lost his wife in the Bay of Fundy, Nova Scotia, two grim faced Canadian Mounties arrived with some news.
“Eh, we have have some bad news, some good news, and some great news, eh”. Said the first mounty.
“Ya, eh? Well, give me the bad news first”, replied the man.
“Ya, we found your wife’s body at the bottom of the bay, eh.” Stated the second mounty.
The man fell to his knees in shock and sobbed to the Mounties, “Ya, what’s the good news, eh?”
“Eh, she had eight crabs and two lobsters” replied the first mounty.
“Ya? Then, what’s the great news, eh?” asked the man.
“Eh, we’ll pull her up again tomorrow,” they replied.