The donkey

[Alan Mclennan]

The Pastor's Ass

The Pastor entered his donkey in
a race and it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it
in the race again and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S
ASS OUT FRONT! .

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline read:


BISHOP SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor
to get rid of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, next day posted the following
headline:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:

NUN
SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was to! o much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the n! ext day.

The moral of the story is . . . .
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier!

[slick4x4]

[Alan Mclennan]

Pat, it was about an ASS not an Arse!, ask skip he`ll tell you!, his been edumacated by my pal Mal!