FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

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FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

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FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
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what about the fifth one ?
you know... the one that likes to change the oil in your truck & polish the rims ?
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