All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
So now the FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mydixadrupin, Dixafix, and Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi plans to market the new drink by the name of Mount & Do. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, as it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. It also gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails" and "highballs."
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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Drug Perspective
Drug Perspective
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