Senator Application

[jamesdfo]

Senator Application

A man walked into a government office and spoke to the receptionist.

"I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be a Senator."

The receptionist replied, "Certainly sir. Please fill in this form."

He filled in the form until he came to the question, 'Are you circumcised?'

So he asked the receptionist, "Is that question necessary?"

She replied, "If you're circumcised you're not eligible."

He asked, "What difference would it make if I was circumcised?"

She replied, "To become a Senator, you have to be a complete pr**k."