ICEMAN & the Bear....

[slick4x4]

ICEMAN wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on his roof.
He tries getting it off there , but finally gives up.....
So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers."
He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his 66 F250 . He's got a ladder,
a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
"What are you going to do?" Brian asks.
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to
go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat.
When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles
and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him
in the cage in the back of my truck."
He hands the shotgun to ICEMAN."What's the shotgun for?" asks Brian.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."

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[foodstick]

heck, I always figured Iceman slept on the roof in the Balmy Summers !