career change gynecologist to mechanic

[Obsa]

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork,

and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial,

he decided to become a mechanic.

He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening

classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time

of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully

for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the

results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a

score of 150%.

Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't

want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder

if there is an error in the grade?" "The instructor said, "During

the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of

the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly,

which is also worth

50%of the mark."

After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave

you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler,which I've never seen done in my entire career".

[BigMike]

Funny

What's the difference between a doctor and a mechanic?

A doctor can bury their mistakes

[Alan Mclennan]

Funny

What's the difference between a doctor and a mechanic?

A doctor can bury their mistakes

Whats the difference between a Doctor and a Plumber?

They both bury their mistakes, BUT!, a plumber can dig his up and fix it!...........