Two Dwarfs go to a bar.
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> Two Dwarfs, Max and Jim, go into a bar, where the y pick up two '
> Working Girls ' and take them to separate hotel rooms for an hour of
pleasure.
> Max, the first Dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection.
> His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he
> hears his friend shouting out..."Here I come again! ONE, TWO,
> THREE....UGH!"
> "Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE.... UGH! " "Here I come again!
> ONE, TWO, THREE ... UGH! "
> This goes on for the whole HOUR. Later back at the bar, Jim, the
> second Dwarf, asks the Max, "How did it go?"
> Max mutters, "It was embarrassing. I just couldn't get an erection.
> The second Dwarf shook his head and said, "You think that's embarrassing?
> I couldn't even get on the bed.! "
Two Dwarfs go into a bar
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Two Dwarfs go into a bar
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Re: Two Dwarfs go into a bar
So they were both having trouble getting up ? 
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'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
Re: Two Dwarfs go into a bar
sounds like those 2 gals got 'shorted'
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'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER
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'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
'' well an old guy can dream cant he? ''............ICEMAN
''I would donate organs before selling my slick''........ HOOFBEAT RACER

