Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

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If it had four doors we'd have to call it a chicken sedan.


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Re: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

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youch ! I didn't see that one coming....
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Pretty lame huh? Sorry
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actually, I did chuckle, I might be the only person that hasn't heard it? but I did get caught off guard on the punchline..
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I`m going up the back yard now and see if the Chooks know why!................... :lol:
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Re: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

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Besides Grits, Its only been 2 months since SS 5, some of my joke cells haven't grown back yet, Can't wait to have Pat fry another batch in my head though ! ;)

I am still not sure I would be able to do as told if a girl on my boat was pointing a gun at my head...
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foodstick wrote:I am still not sure I would be able to do as told if a girl on my boat was pointing a gun at my head...
???
That must be what my teen aged daughter calls a "location joke".
i.e. You had to be there.
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You DEFINITELY had to be there, those that were.. will laugh.. (One of Pats LONG jokes)
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Yep Lance, one of Pat's better ones for sure. TR
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