While she was ‘flying’ down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, ‘What’s your hurry?’
To which she replied, ‘I’m late for work.’
‘Oh yeah,’ said the cop, ‘what do you do?’
‘I’m a rectum stretcher,’ she responded.
The cop stammered, ‘A what? A rectum stretcher?
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?’
‘Well,’ she said, ‘I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it’s about 6 feet wide.’
‘And just what the heck do you do with a 6 foot asshole? ‘ he asked.
‘You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge…’
Rectum Stretcher
Rectum Stretcher
As my dad used to say, somewhere there was a horse that died a painful death from terminal constipation due to missing a key part of its anatomy.
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jkimbrel65
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Re: Rectum Stretcher
I bet that ticket was so big it felt like it came out sideways...
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therealjoeshmoe
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Re: Rectum Stretcher
thats some funny chit literaly 
Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it!
