The foreman said no worries, take as long as you like!
so the plumber goes off, 1 1/2 hrs later he returns with two black eyes a broken nose and a thick lip, the foreman says to him what the hell happened to you?, Well its like this! the plumber says, I was walking down to the shops and I decided to catch a bus which was due any minute!, there was a big crowd waiting for the bus, but I waited anyhow, the bus arrived and there was a rush for the door arms and legs everywhere!. WOW says the Foreman!, is that what happened ?
No says the Plumber that happened later!, so we arrived at the shops and there was another rush for the door!, is that when it happened?, said the Foreman, No it happened later!, said the Plumber, I went into David Jones and you wouldn`t believe it I run into an old flame and her husband, he spots me and comes rushing over!, is that when it happened said the Foreman, Nah I knew him from my school days! it happened later said the Plumber!, then I went into the ladies department and saw a jumper that I knew she`d love!, a sales assistant came over and asked if I needed help!
I said I think this is the right size
, and you look the same size as my wife!, let me put my arms around you for a cuddle and see if you feel the same size!, So that's how it happened said the Foreman!, no said the Plumber it happened later, She agreed and I bought the jumper!, well said the Plumber, I still had 35 minutes until the bus came, so I might go and have a beer while I wait. Well I got to the door and it was fairly dark inside and I didn't see a a pile of shit on the floor so ass over turkey I went, sliding bang into the bar! in a crumpled heap, Ah so that's when it happened said the Foreman!, no said the plumber, it happened later!, very embarrassed I struggled to my feet and as I turned towards the door, a mountain of a man walked in and not seeing the pile of shit as I did, he too!, slipped and slid straight at me!, that has to be how it happened, said the foreman!, no it happened later, said the plumber!, well I just stepped out of the way and he hit the bar with a bang!, I just looked down at him and said, I did that!
