easter joke...
Posted: April 9, 2009, 8:52 am
three guys die and are at the pearly gates..
st peter says if you can answer this, you can go to heaven..
what is easter ?
1st guy says ''thats when a guy in a red suit comes down the chimney and gives us gifts...''
WRONG...and he goes downstairs
2nd guys says ''theres a rabbit hoppimg around and he gives out chicken egss''...
WRONG but closer...and he goes downstairs
3rd guy says ''thats when jesus died on the cross, and they put him in a cave''.
AND THEN ?
''well after three days, he popped out and said..6 more weeks of winter...
sorry if this religous joke offends, but god made my sick sense of humor too...
st peter says if you can answer this, you can go to heaven..
what is easter ?
1st guy says ''thats when a guy in a red suit comes down the chimney and gives us gifts...''
WRONG...and he goes downstairs
2nd guys says ''theres a rabbit hoppimg around and he gives out chicken egss''...
WRONG but closer...and he goes downstairs
3rd guy says ''thats when jesus died on the cross, and they put him in a cave''.
AND THEN ?
''well after three days, he popped out and said..6 more weeks of winter...
sorry if this religous joke offends, but god made my sick sense of humor too...