An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man
drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts:
"Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kühe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shit in it!"
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your
gibberish. Speak English, infidel!"
The Amish man shouts back in English:
"Use two hands, you'll get more!!"
Amish Farmer
Amish Farmer
INEPTOCRACY: (in-ep'-toc-ra-cy) : a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.