Don't Mess With Old Men

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Don't Mess With Old Men

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An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday
evening with a beautiful young girl at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his
girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring
and showed it to him.
The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something
very special."
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and
brought another ring over.
Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with
excitement.
The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man
stated, by check.
"I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it
now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick
the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man.
"There's no money in that account."
"I know that," said the old man, "but can you just imagine the weekend I've had?"

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