Little Johnnie

[Max]

The teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnnie.

The teacher asked Little Johnnie why he has decided to be different.

Little Johnnie said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

Johnnie said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

Little Johnnie answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnnie replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.