Dead Poker
Posted: October 15, 2009, 6:22 pm
Six guys are playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Smith, who just lost $500.00 on a single hand, suddenly turns white, clutches his chest and falls over dead right on the table.Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continued to play while standing up. Jones eventually looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna tell his wife?" They draw cards, and Jackson draws the high card. They caution Jackson to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
"Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me."
Jackson goes over to the Smith apartment and knocks on the door.The wife answers and asks him what he wants. In a low voice, Jackson says, "Your husband just lost $500 and now he's afraid to come home."
The wife shouts, "Tell him to drop dead!"
Jackson says, "I'll go tell him."
"Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me."
Jackson goes over to the Smith apartment and knocks on the door.The wife answers and asks him what he wants. In a low voice, Jackson says, "Your husband just lost $500 and now he's afraid to come home."
The wife shouts, "Tell him to drop dead!"
Jackson says, "I'll go tell him."