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World's shortest books!

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THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

by Barack Obama

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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

by Tiger Woods

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA


by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by Hillary Clinton

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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY by Bill Clinton



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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE by Osama Bin Laden


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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates


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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman


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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE by Al Gore & John Kerry


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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ......
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE by Mike Tyson


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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY


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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O. J. Simpson


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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY by Ted Kennedy


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MY BOOK OF MORALS by Bill Clinton with introduction
by the Rev. Jesse Jackson

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COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF MILITARY STRATEGY!
by Nancy Pelosi
INEPTOCRACY: (in-ep'-toc-ra-cy) : a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.
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All very fitting. Thank You.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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a few more

THE VALUE OF PRE-WAR INTELLIGENCE by George W. Bush & Tony Blair

My SUCCESSFUL Businesses by George W. Bush
and the sequel
MY SUCCESSFUL PRESIDENCY by George Bush

HOW TO FIND OSAMA BIN LADEN by George Bush

GUN SAFETY by Dick Cheney

My Thoughts by Sarah Palin

Finishing what you Start by Sarah Palin

Mistakes I will admit to by Rush Limbaugh

Elected Federal officials not owned by Corporations
As my dad used to say, somewhere there was a horse that died a painful death from terminal constipation due to missing a key part of its anatomy.
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Hey, just trying to keep it Fair and Balanced see-saw.gif
As my dad used to say, somewhere there was a horse that died a painful death from terminal constipation due to missing a key part of its anatomy.
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