On the way to Slick STock

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Casey 65
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On the way to Slick STock

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Truck Rat and Casey were driving down the road to Slick Stock drinking a couple of bottles of Beer. Casey, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Truck Rat it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" "Don't worry, Casey," Truck Rat said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat." "What fer?", asked Casey. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?," said Truck Rat. Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight & put label on each of their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?" "No, sir," said Truck Rat while pointing at the labels. "We're on the patch."
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'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
'' lookin good, a little paint adds at least 100hp!'' ....... COOTER
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Truckrat and Casey

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You told me you were off the patch, man!
Now how the heck are we gonna get past those lawmen if you've fallen off the wagon......Hmmmmmm? TR
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I am peeling a label off a long neck now... I am ready!!!!! :thumright:
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