IT PAYS TO KNOW GERMAN

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Casey 65
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IT PAYS TO KNOW GERMAN

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An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie das Wasser nicht. Die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shit in it!"

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!"

The Amish Farmer shouts back in English: "Use two hands, you'll get more!"
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:laughing: Das ist lustig
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'' I think what scares me the most about you guys is that I understand you '' ..... KID
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Ya!
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:thumright: :thumright:
As my dad used to say, somewhere there was a horse that died a painful death from terminal constipation due to missing a key part of its anatomy.
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Ja, danke.
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