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Church Fart

Posted: March 15, 2011, 3:20 pm
by jamesdfo
An elderly couple are attending church services. About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband.

It says, "I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"

He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

Posted: March 15, 2011, 4:57 pm
by slick4x4
:fart: :oops:

Posted: March 16, 2011, 9:28 am
by Truckrat
:rotflmao: :nono: :barf: faint.gif