Slick 60's

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in
the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front
of an old green John Deere.


Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off
first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then
hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his
overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.


Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his
stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt
from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.


Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck are you
doing, Billy Bob?"


"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously
embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me'n the Ol' Lady been having trouble lately
in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested I do 'something
sexy to a tractor'.


[Don't make me come splain this to you! ---Read the last line again,
slowly.]

You may have to type that last paragraph SLOWER for some folks

man oh man, That was a shaggy dog if I ever read one !